She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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