...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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