Grow some girl-balls and come out already
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Randomize
