Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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