If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
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