No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Randomize
