I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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