Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
whose parrot is this?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Randomize
