Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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