he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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