theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Randomize
