i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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