she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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