yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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