Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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