It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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