i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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