Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
there is glitter all over my balls
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