Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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