We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Randomize