I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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