can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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