You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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