How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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