so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
how drunk are you?
Several
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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