She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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