they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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