I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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