Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
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