Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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