Don't you send me to vm
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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