if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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