He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
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