i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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