i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Your dad touched me again.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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