3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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