You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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