I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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