I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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