I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize
