Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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