Don't you send me to vm
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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