your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
she was so not down for the gang bang
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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