Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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