how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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