I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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