Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I think I am morally bankrupt
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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