What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
she woke up with a sticky ear
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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