I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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