You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I wish they made helmets for livers.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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