and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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