just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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