At least make sure they are 18
Why
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
