Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I see more hoeing in ur future
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