she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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