stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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